Politico and Sylvia: Made for Each Other

So we're sitting around playing "Villager" ("As the alternative to waterboarding, which would you fuck - David Broder or Sally Quinn?") when somebody says:

"If Politico hired a Kentuckian to be a featured commentator, who would it be?"

Politico, hmmm. Somebody shallow, arrogant, stupid, egotistical, greedy, corrupt and an embarassing failure. Disgraced former League of Cities Director Sylvia Lovely!

Jake has it:

Oh, what’s that, fancy reader who just emailed me a thingy on the googlebox? Politico’s Arena has SYLVIA LOVELY as a featured commentator on the MA U.S. Senate race?

Politico just lost all credibility, forever, amen.

Let us dissect Sylvia’s words:

Won’t the public ever get it; will politicians ever get it???

Uh, well, sweetie, how bout this: You’re the last person on earth who should be talking about politicians and the public getting anything, miss $300,000 shyster.

The politicians should declare themselves pathetic - you cannot win at the game of trying to please everyone.

Just like you cannot win at the game of STEALING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS.

[S]omeone please finally cut through the noise and declare leadership to be alive and well!

Sure. Here goes: shut the fuck up and go away, thief. Crit Luallen showed strong leadership when she helped oust your corrupt ass.

You won’t want to miss her bio, where she conveniently neglects to mention what a corrupt thief she is. And be sure to check out her other comments on the site. Hot. Mess.

SNIP

Now, really, go away so this Commonwealth can heal and try to recoup the hundreds of thousands you flushed down the toilet.

Read the whole thing to catch the ancient photo Sylvia gave to Politico contrasted with a recent one.