Who Gets In

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Don't Ever Do This. But If You Do ...

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This one seems more appropriate than ever this year.


Peppermint flavor, 8 sticks

Electing Evil

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HT Ruin a Protest

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The Bottomless Pit of Minimum Waage

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Pro-Pot Victory Over Indiana Freakazoids

Be careful what you force down the throats of your state's liberals.  They have a sense of humor and aren't afraid to use it.

Crooks and Liars:

The intent of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) in Indiana was to allow the free exercise of 'religious freedom,' which was highly contested and revised due to public outcry. That's because the bill was viewed as a license to discriminate against homosexuality. But this religious freedom act opened Indiana up for other churches, some being rather unorthodox.

The IRS has incorporated an Indianapolis marijuana-smoking church as a tax-exempt religious organization.

Bill Levin, founder of the First Church of Cannabis in Indianapolis, was notified of the approval last week, which will now allow donors to deduct contributions on their taxes, the CNHI (Community Newspaper Holdings Inc.) Indiana Statehouse Bureau reported Saturday. IRS documents provided by Mr. Levin confirmed the agency’s approval, CNHI said.

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Levin's proposal for this church dedicated to the benefits of the cannabis plant is rather refreshing, in my opinion.

“The bibles of other religions are yesteryear about the drinking out of goat skins. That doesn’t relate to people with GPS in their hand and 7,000 tunes in that same hand,” he said. “The church is very simple. The first good book we’re going to ask parishioners to read and understand is ‘The Emperor Wears No Clothes.'”

How Dick Pix Can Stop NSA Spying

If you're not watching John Oliver's Last Week Tonight on HBO, you're missing the best news show on television.  Not the best fake news show; the best news show.

Oliver isn't a comedian; he's a TV journalist with the greatest staff of researchers and writers in history.  With a comedian's sense of humor.

"Penis-based objections to the NSA's spying" is not a joke.  It's pure genius, and the only thing that will work.

It's 35 minutes, and worth every second.

Bible Drinking Game

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Joking

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Cops and Bankers

Down with Tyranny: 

I suppose it was smart of Jen Sorensen to include "A pre-emptive alert for the satire-challenged":

This strip is obviously not endorsing violence against bankers. It is saying that many in the financial world are real thugs who are never treated the way police often treat black citizens in Ferguson and many other places. The devastation caused by white-collar criminals — the loss of so many people’s homes and life savings, leading to broken families, poor health, depression, and suicide, has caused suffering on an immense scale. Yet bankers have to try very, very hard to get themselves arrested, and even then they usually aren’t successful.

With this cartoon, I am also trying to show just how annoying and unreasonable Ferguson cops must seem to people who live there.

Time to Talk

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Weird

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Something is Wrong

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Time

If you don't get this, stop reading this blog immediately.

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How to Panhandle Freakazoids

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What You Get When Children Grow Up Fearing and Hating Sex

Politicians who thinks sex is disgusting and necessary only for creating children and thus keep making clueless comments that should be keeping a platoon of Freudians in business for decades.





Crooks and Liars:

Rick Santorum spoke at the Iowa State GOP Convention this weekend to talk to Conservatives about ‘banging’ the President. I think Mrs. Obama might raise an objection or ten as to Rick Santorum having sexy time with her husband. 

“Look, I understand why campaigns and all of you want to go out and just bang the president. It’s fun. I mean, it’s fun. It’s easy. It’s getting easier every day,” Santorum said. 

Many of us have thought that Santorum’s objections to equality for the gay community might be due to a sense of self-loathing, but now it’s confirmed.

Your New Word of the Day: Ammosexuals

Juanita Jean is a genius wordsmith.

Bible Contents

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For Sunday School

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