KY Dems are Cowardly Sexist Perverts

So, we now have definitive proof that Kentucky "democrats" are worms too terrified of pathetic teabaggers to stand up for constitutional values, but women-hating perverts eager to rape them with cameras.

Jake starts us off:

What is it with wimpy Democrats in the State Senate?

They all voted “pass” on Senate Bill 3 .... which didn’t pass.

AN ACT proposing to create a new section of the Constitution of Kentucky, adopting a 21st Century Bill of Rights.

Propose to create a new section of the Constitution of Kentucky, adopting a 21st Century Bill of Rights; claim sovereignty under the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States; establish that no law or rule shall compel certain persons to participate in health care systems, provide abortion services, surrender their firearms, or prevent the severing of coal, or the posting of the Ten Commandments, or actions motivated by a sincerely held religious belief; establish that governmental agencies should promote the use of Kentucky coal and make public information available on the Internet, and that the General Assembly provide a reasonable period of time for public review and comment on any appropriation or revenue measure.

Turns out this was something Repubs planned to use against the Dems in November. Strategy fail?

SNIP

The Dems are still pussies for not voting against this mess.

But they're Kentucky Democrats, so cowering in terror from repugs is not enough. They had to recover their manhood with a Rape-the-Sluts Bill that humiliates and abuses women who dare to control their own sexuality.

The bill was sponsored by Senator Elizabeth Tori, republican of Hardin County and alleged female. You just know her colleagues in both parties were jerking off furiously as they voted "Aye! AY-YI-YI-YI-ahhhh...."