Of course, throughout the Smirky/Darth Interregnum, it was the Democrats who had the power to hold the debt ceiling hostage and demand the repugs oh, say, withdraw from Iraq, cancel the Bush tax cuts and eliminate subsidies to Big Oil. But they never did.
Next time, they'll know better.
New York Crank at No More Mister Niceblog:
But if the Republicans by
some freak accident ever simultaneously control the House, the Senate and the
Presidency again in the next half century, here’s what the Democrats ought to
do.
First things first: stand up in the Senate and read “The Cat
In The Hat,” a Dr. Seuss poem about how “somebody else” wrecks
everything, and
then talk nonobjectively about nonobjective art and the price of pewter
in Pittsburgh, meanwhile letting preferential subsidies run out for
major government contractors abnd rich land owners and
industrialists.
Second, demand a 99 percent marginal tax bracket for anyone
earning over $10,000,000 a year.
Third, stand up in Congress and read “The Sneetches,” a Dr.
Seuss poem about a group of critters who have stars on their yellow bellies and
therefore think they’re entitled to stuff nobody else has.
Fourth, demand that anyone who has ever registered Republican
be forced to surrender his or her firearm, on the grounds that being Republican
is a prima facie indicator of insanity.
Fifth, stand up in Congress and read the Dr. Seuss poem
about the north going Zax and the south going Zax, who meet on the Prairie of Prax “nose to nose,
face to face,” and refuse to budge for each other.
Sixth, demand that Ted Cruz, John Boehner, Eric Cantor…well
the list goes on, but it includes every Tea Party Republican and current
corrupt shill for collapsing the government and the economy, John Boehner
included. Demand all Tea Party-ites turn themselves into the FBI as the Al Qeada agents
they most probably are, and confess to conspiring to destroy the United States
for ideological reasons.
Seventh, stand up in Congress and read the Dr. Seuss poem
about the “pair of pale green pants with nobody inside them,” another perfect
metaphor for John Boehner and other “heads” of the Banana Republicans.
Eighth, institute an excess wealth tax on individuals with
assets over $20,000,000. If you have $19,999,999, that’s enough to live very,
very comfortably. You don’t need another dollar. Add to that an inheritance tax
of 100 percent on all estates larger than $10,000,000.
When the Banana Republicans begin to scream and bleat,
declare that you’re willing to negotiate nearly all these issues if they
simply give you the Excess Wealth Tax, but that they refuse.
In the end, nothing tastes as bitter as your own medicine.
Posts
