The Fuck-It List
This one's in danger of going viral.
Feministe picked it up and Terri got it next.
If you're too lazy to click the links - shame on you! - a fuck-it list is the opposite of a bucket list (things to do before you die).
So, here's my list of things I feel no need to do before I die:
- Run for office
- Appear on television
- Let jaysus into my life
- Forgive my enemies
- Join a club
- Buy stocks
- Gamble at a casino
- Ride an ATV/Jetski
- Mentor a child
- Own a gun
- Go on a cruise
- Play golf
- Watch Faux News/Hannity/Limbaugh/O'Reilly
- Eat tofu
- Fuck a republican (literally)
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