KY studies locations for new nuke plants

Oooh! Oooh! I know! I've got the perfect place to put Kentucky's first nuclear power plant.

It's an empty lot. Just 30 years ago it had 300-year-old trees that pre-dated Daniel Boone, but this trashy slut from Texas had them cut down. It's looked like shit ever since. A nice new nuke plant would look great there.

And it's spitting distance from the offices of the state legislators who thought replacing the lethal coal industry with the one and only energy source more deadly and destructive than coal was just the coolest idea evah.

Yes, let's put Kentucky's first nuke plant in the front yard of the Governor's Mansion.