Your Newest Unsung Heroes

From Pass The Doucheys:

Marcus Bachman must be twisting in his shorts at this……. news is emerging out of Norway of a heroic lesbian couple who not only rescued Utoya campers by boat during Anders Breivik’s rampage, they returned to the island FOUR TIMES to spirit away terrified campers. Via JoeMyGod and Just Out:

Hege Dalen and her partner Toril Hansen were eating supper in the camping area opposite Utoya [sic.] island when they started hearing gunshots and screaming….

Dalen and Hansen drove their boat to the island, and fished out of the water people who were in shock and young people who were injured and transported them ashore. Every now and then bullets almost hit the boat.

Since they couldn’t fit everyone into the boat all at once, they returned to the island four times. They might have saved as much as forty people from the clutches of the killer.

Cue the right-wing homophobes and conspiracy theorist nutbags to start screaming that the story is a plant for the gay Sharia agenda in 5..4..3..2..1.

Liberals celebrate as genuine heroes all those who risk or sacrifice themselves to save others.