It's Not Like They're Human

Still doubt republicans are evil motherfuckers?

From the Herald:

Bill Johnson, Republican candidate for secretary of state, filed an ethics complaint Thursday against Secretary of State Elaine Walker and the State Board of Elections over the issue of registering homeless people to vote.

Johnson, a Todd County businessman and educator, claims Walker and the board are violating the Kentucky Constitution by registering voters without an address.

He contends that the elections board was wrong on June 30 when it notified county clerks that they can register voters who have no address in the precinct.

The board said applications should be approved if they have “homeless” or “place to place” listed as addresses.

But wait! It gets way, way worse:

“The homeless, like all Americans, have the right to vote,” Johnson said in his complaint. “However, to exercise that right to vote, all persons must register using the voter registration form and meet residency and precinct requirements.”

Silly homeless. If they'd just list an address on their voter registration form, they wouldn't be homeless!

State law actually requires the Secretary of State to register people without permanent addresses. Bill Johnson is a moron in addition to being an evil motherfucker. But that just makes him a typical republican.

Still doubt republicans are evil motherfuckers?

From the Herald:

Bill Johnson, Republican candidate for secretary of state, filed an ethics complaint Thursday against Secretary of State Elaine Walker and the State Board of Elections over the issue of registering homeless people to vote.

Johnson, a Todd County businessman and educator, claims Walker and the board are violating the Kentucky Constitution by registering voters without an address.

He contends that the elections board was wrong on June 30 when it notified county clerks that they can register voters who have no address in the precinct.

The board said applications should be approved if they have “homeless” or “place to place” listed as addresses.

But wait! It gets way, way worse:

“The homeless, like all Americans, have the right to vote,” Johnson said in his complaint. “However, to exercise that right to vote, all persons must register using the voter registration form and meet residency and precinct requirements.”

Silly homeless. If they'd just list an address on their voter registration form, they wouldn't be homeless!

State law actually requires the Secretary of State to register people without permanent addresses. Bill Johnson is a moron in addition to being an evil motherfucker. But that just makes him a typical republican.

Liberals know American democracy can survive only if everyone votes.