Casualty Count: War on Christmas - Zero. War on Liberals - Two and Counting

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — An out-of-work truck driver accused of opening fire at a Unitarian church, killing two people, left behind a note suggesting that he targeted the congregation out of hatred for its liberal policies, including its acceptance of gays, authorities said Monday.

Adkisson "was a man who was hurt in the world and feeling that nothing was going his way," she said. "He turned the gun on people who were mostly likely to treat him lovingly and compassionately and be the ones to help someone in that situation."

Adkisson "stated that he had targeted the church because of its liberal teachings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country, and that he felt that the Democrats had tied his country's hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of the major media outlets," Investigator Steve Still wrote.

Where's a lynch mob when you need one?

String him up, goddamnit. Right here, right now. Dangle him slow-like so it takes a long, painful time to die. Pour gasoline on his privates and let the children of his victims set the fucker on fire.

That was my first, gut reaction. But then I remembered I'm a liberal, and realized there is a far finer and more appropriate fate for Mr. Adkisson.

This guy isn't crazy, and he isn't evil. He is the natural and completely predictable consequence of having a "president" who approves torture of innocent civilians, imprisons citizens without charges, criminalizes dissent, demonizes his political opponents, dehumanizes women, the poor and minorities, and labels liberals "traitors."

Adkisson isn't a criminal. He's a loyal soldier in George Bush's Conservative Christian Army Fighting Dirty Fucking Hippie Commie Terrists.

Give him a medal and send him to Iraq.

Round up all the Adkissons - all the bush-apologists, all the torture-lovers, all the war-cheerleaders - and let them take the place of the surged-out soldiers and Marines stuck in the Iraq catastrophe.

Make them all Martyrs to the Glory of Preznit Smirky and his Limp Dick.