Pay no attention to the ridiculously-out-of-season tornadoes.

The National Weather Service just issued a fucking Tornado Warning for Western and Southwestern Kentucky.

On the seven-fucking-teenth of De-fucking-cember.

Tornado season in Kentucky is April 1 to June 30.  Always has been.  Never will be again.

No, this is not global warming.  Nothing is ever global warming.

But if, after January 20, the National Weather Service suddenly stops reporting weather that does not fit the climate change denialists' fantasies, you'll know why.