When All Anchor Babies Are Slaves, Only Full-Blooded Indians Will Have Slaves

One fucking drop of white blood, you motherfuckers, and it's out to the cotton fields!

My own ancestors pre-date the Articles of Confederation in America by 50 years, but that won't protect me or my 85-year-old parents.

Illegal, schmillegal.  Until 1924, any non-Asian who got any part of their body over the border into America was a citizen.

We needed bodies - lots and lots of big, strong, foreign bodies to build this country and do for pennies a day the work slaves used to do for free.

So they came in their millions, the ancestors of all of today's slope-headed, mouth-breathing morons screaming about "illegals."

Especially this motherfucker.  Mickelson, Mickelson ... sounds like anglicized bohunk to me.  Clap him in irons!

Charlie Pierce:

Submitted for your approval, one Jan Mickelson, radio talk-show host and power within the Bible-banging, hayshaking Iowa Republican base to which the party hands the first big test in its nominating process. Mickelson is a big deal; he was the host and maître d' of the Christianist festival at which Scott Walker made such a splash back in April. The party base in Iowa is Mickelson's audience. So Mickelson's views on important issues like, say, immigration, carry enough weight to affect the entire process going forward.​

I said, "Well I'd would put them on the end of the highway, on western part of the interstate system, and I'd put them on the eastern side of the state, right there on the interstate system, and in the north on the Minnesota border, and on the south Kansas and Missouri border and I would just say this: 'As of this date' -- whenever we decide to do this -- 'as of this date, 30--' this is a totally arbitrary number, '30 to 60 days from now anyone who is in the state of Iowa that who is not here legally and who cannot demonstrate their legal status to the satisfaction of the local and state authorities here in the State of Iowa, become property of the State of Iowa.' So if you are here without our permission, and we have given you two months to leave, and you're still here, and we find that you're still here after we we've given you the deadline to leave, then you become property of the State of Iowa. And we have a job for you. And we start using compelled labor, the people who are here illegally would therefore be owned by the state and become an asset of the state rather than a liability and we start inventing jobs for them to do.