Tuesday, November 15, 2016

How to Respond

No Quarter. No being nice to people who are publicly promising to kill you.
Donald Trump won the election, but there’s more economic anxiety than ever and it is causing people who would otherwise be well-behaved and polite to act up cranky. This FAQ will clarify some matters.

Q. I’m against harassment and assault. Will empathizing with the economically anxious help?
A. Certainly. It will keep the focus off what the bigots are doing and help normalize bigotry and violence motivated by bigotry.

Q. I meant, will stop them from hurting people?
A. LOL! Next question.

Q. What about wearing a safety pin?

Q. I am not a white heterosexual Christian, but I haven’t worked in two years. Am I allowed to feel economically insecure?
A. Please lie face-down on the floor with your hands behind your head until police come to collect you.

Q. May I empathize with them by mooning ’em?

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