Why Kentucky Can Never Have Nice Things

Because executives of companies looking to invest in Kentucky read the "Look What the Hillbillies Are Doing Now" section of the New York Times and see shit like this:

John Cheves and Bill Estep at the Herald:

Wayne County Commonwealth's Attorney Matthew Leveridge started a two-month sexual relationship with and impregnated a Wayne County woman whom he prosecuted for felony drug trafficking and who remains on probation through 2016, according to allegations raised in two court cases. According to the allegations, the affair began in January.

A reminder: when one person has economic, legal or social power over another person, any sexual relationship between them is ipso facto harassment and abuse, regardless of ostensible "consent."

Ten bucks says that motherfucker Leveridge claims the defendant "seduced" him.