Get-Out-of-Responsibility-Forever-Free Card

Divine Irony:

godlessmen:

How did you get into heaven?
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The born-again freakazoids are even worse: you don't have to repent at all before you die.  Once you're "saved," even if you're only 10 years old at the time, you're saved forever.  No amount of sin, crime, or cannibalism can keep you out of "heaven."

Fortunately, there is no heaven, and Dahmer is just as dead as his victims.