Of Course You Knew This

Juanita Jean:

My friend Jim found some very interesting research done at Harvard University called The Grant Study.

Among its many cool findings:

Political mindedness correlates with intimacy: Ageing liberals have way more sex. 

The most-conservative men ceased sexual relations at an average age of 68. 

The most-liberal men had active sex lives into their 80s.

And that’s why old conservative men are so damn cranky and want you to get the hell off their lawn.