The Fuck-It List
This one's in danger of going viral.
Feministe picked it up and Terri got it next.
If you're too lazy to click the links - shame on you! - a fuck-it list is the opposite of a bucket list (things to do before you die).
So, here's my list of things I feel no need to do before I die:
- Run for office
- Appear on television
- Let jaysus into my life
- Forgive my enemies
- Join a club
- Buy stocks
- Gamble at a casino
- Ride an ATV/Jetski
- Mentor a child
- Own a gun
- Go on a cruise
- Play golf
- Watch Faux News/Hannity/Limbaugh/O'Reilly
- Eat tofu
- Fuck a republican (literally)
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Does #4 apply to me? Surely I haven't become a bona fide enemy yet, have I?
RH
Yellow Dog, I hope you can, in fact, do nos. 1-5, 9, and 11. As far as no. 16 goes, I wouldn't recommend it---you might end up with a shriveled stump.
I certainly agree with #16.
There is such a thing as Bad Sex.
Dog! - appreciate the sentiment, but let me be serious for a moment ...
1. Run for office
To abdicate responsibility is to be Republican.
2. Jay-zyus
Take Physics - explains the same thing - sensibly. There's a reason Fundies are "christian", they aren't smart enough to pass Physics.
3. Forgive enemies
Enemies are there for a reason; never let them escape.
4. Join a club
You're in one already; admitted any club that would have either of us isn't one we'd want to join. No real choice here.
5. Buy stocks
Owning stock isn't too terrible; it's when the stock owns you that the situation is out of control.
6. Gamble at a Casino
Good thinking; buy stocks instead.
7. Ride an ATV/JetSki
ATV's are now necessary fuel saving farm equipment; JetSkis are stoo-ped; learn to swim.
8. Mentor a child
Got three of my own; not a bad sensation when I look at their accomplishments. One's even a Republican.
9. Own a gun
Whut's a gun? I know what a weapon is ... Nothing to do with the second amendment.
10. Go on a Cruise
We used to go cruising up at the Episcopal Camp & Conf Center in Litchfield - great fun!!!
10. Playing Golf
is great fun as long as a five-mile hike is involved.
11. Faux News - et al on their roll
is a waste of time, alright.
12. Eat Tofu
Tofu is so all over an Oriental Menu, can't be avoided.
13. Fuck a Republican
Do it all the time. Quite satisfying actually, since she thinks it's meaningful and I'm in it for the fun (pun intended).
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