Turkey Season Opens Today: Watch Your Ass

Because if you are walking down a public road from your own personal home to your own personal newspaper box and a couple of morons taking target practice in an area where people live fire a couple of bullets into your body, it's your own fucking fault.

As for me and mine, I make sure every guntard in my rural neighborhood knows that my personal hobby is suing people and taking their houses away for just looking at my property crossways.