ChickenCare Calculator

Via TPM, here's a way to find out just how the repugs' ChickenCare health plan really works.

From check-ups to chemo, this site tells you just how many chickens it will cost.

As a bonus, it offers poultry-care advice to physicians overwhelmed by patient "payments."

Scroll down for egg-based medical savings accounts and cow-based catastrophic illness insurance.