Cat is Out of the Bag: ACORN is SMERSH

We have to admit it now, my dusky, urban comrades in evil. 52 percent of republicans have figured out that ACORN stole the election for Obama last year.

Yes, 9,500,000 votes for McCain/Palin were ripped from the trusting hands of loyal Americans and given to a muslin socialist - a Democrat - who could never have won a fair election.

We thought we'd gotten away with it - who, after all, could believe that an underfunded, understaffed, disorganized collection of uneducated, unemployed, dark-skinned poor people from the inner city could steal that many votes in white, rural, republican enclaves like Virginia and Ohio and Iowa and Indi-fucking-ana?

Steve M:

Of course, right-wingers routinely ascribe superpowers to people they don't like. Bill Clinton -- who couldn't get a health-care bill passed, couldn't get gays in the military approved, couldn't retain congressional majorities, and couldn't have illicit sex without getting impeached -- was somehow powerful enough to have dozens of people killed and get away with it; Barack Obama is believed to have similar powers.

And now we have SuperACORN. (As you may also know, Doug Hoffman is raising funds with a letter claiming that ACORN stole the recent election in New York's 23rd congressional district, even though, as the local Watertown Daily Times points out, he has "provided no evidence to support his claims." I supposed he'd argue that ACORN is so powerful that empirical evidence of the deceit may not even exist.)

If there are any responsible journalists out there and they'd like to perform a public service, they should go up to NY-23 and just report on the vote-counting process -- specifically addressing the question of whether ACORN is even a significant factor in local elections, much less whether it can pump thousands of fake votes into the system while all electoral participants just twiddle their thumbs. (I don't care what Erick Erickson or Glenn Beck thinks, I just don't believe all the locals, across the political spectrum, would simply look the other way and overlook the fact that the fix was in.) Such a report wouldn't change anyone's mind on the right, but the more wingnuts whine, the more likely it is that swing voters will start to believe what they say about SuperACORN. This nonsense shouldn't be ignored. It should be debunked.

No chance - we've been discovered. We were hoping to keep it a secret for at least another year, but it doesn't matter now. It's too late for Caribou Barbie and Real America to save themselves.

The New Socialist Order is in place. Forced abortions for anti-choice christians, death panels for white republicans and mandatory gay sex for five-year-olds is just the beginning. By 2012, Glenn Beck will be begging us to let him emigrate to France.

Cross-posted at They Gave Us A Republic ....