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Apparently the Florida GOP chair who started the hysteria over this Ward Cleaver-esque snorefest is now claiming that his objections forced the White House to change the script.

Actually, he's right. But they only changed the visible script. The real script, the one that hypnotized children into reporting their republican parents to the Obama stormtroopers for incarceration, is still there. It's just been made subliminal.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHA!

See if you can tell:

Part One



Part Two



Full boring transcript here.