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Charlie Pierce:
"Mr. Speaker, Mr. Majority Leader, thank you for inviting me
here tonight to discuss the state of our union. The state of our union
is strong, and it's all because of me, motherfkers, and no thanks to
your sorry, wrinkled white asses. I did everything I could do to pull
the economy out of the shallow grave your deregulatory frenzy and the
two-term nitwit who preceded me dug for it. You stood there like
squeaking eunuchs and blocked everything you could, and a narrow slice
of the electorate gave you virtually unprecedented control over the
entire national legislature. I don't care. Your party has sold its soul
and lost its mind. I'm not going anywhere. So I'm'a gonna do what I
goddamn well please, because the state of our union is strong,
motherfkers, and it's all because of me. Nice to see you all again,
though."
Unless the speech begins that way, I really don't care about it.
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