Firing's Too Good for Him

Wonkette nails it:



Commenters:

Buzz Feedback: “Old Abe there in the background must be shitting his stovepipe to see the Negro commanding the General. Sort of.”

Neilist: Actually, Old Abe was thinking: “Another MUTHERFOOKIN George B. McClellan. Fire his ASS, Darky. (Oh, and sing another one of those Negro Spirituals, would you?).”

Read the whole thing.

Then check out Blue Girl's take.