Aynrandpaul Pledges to Write Own Balanced Budget

Oh, this we gotta see.

From the Herald:

Republican U.S. Senate nominee Rand Paul vowed Monday to introduce his own balanced budget for the nation if he is elected.

Why wait six months? Let's see it now, Randy boy. Let's see you eliminate FEMA and OSHA and EPA, because the commercial fishermen on the Gulf Coast will be fine sleeping on the streets and watching their children die of respiratory failure and working at Walmart.

Let's see you eliminate all the subsidies for Big Agriculture and Big Oil and Big Coal and Big Pharma and Big Insurance and Big Finance until those criminals abandon your campaign.

Let's see you eliminate all federal taxes and fees and royalties until the nation's treasury is so empty that even your paycheck bounces.

Paul’s opponent in the Nov. 2 general election, Democratic Attorney General Jack Conway, could not be immediately reached for comment.

That's because Jack's laughing so hard he can't talk.

Paul is to speak at a Tea Party movement statewide rally July 5 at the Capitol, said his campaign chairman, David Adams.

The rally is called “FreedomFest 2010! It is to begin at 5 p.m. that day and run through 8 p.m.

Come to Frankfort and demand Paul submit his balance federal budget before the election, so we can all judge him not by what dirty fucking hippie bloggers say about him, but what he actually proposes himself.