Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Elves, fairies and repugs

Back in February, I posted a rant about people who hate taxes and what they should have to live without. I didn't know then about Steve M.'s brilliant analysis of the right wing's "elves and fairies" theory of government services.

I've summarized the right's main economic theory a number of times, but for those who've missed it, here it is again: All tax money is poured down a rathole. Then all government services -- law enforcement, firefighting, national defense, education, parks, disaster relief, road building, Social Security, Medicare, the lot -- are provided by elves and fairies, who work for free. Therefore, every tax cut is too small, every tax increase is unnecessary and unjustified, and government is always bad. Whatever we like that comes from government somehow emerged from the labors of those tireless (and completely selfless) elves and fairies.

This sounds like snark, but how else do you explain the words and deeds of right-wingers like Sarah Palin and Tom Golisano? Palin, in a recent interview with Sean Hannity bragged about her state's lack of an income and sales tax, and about the state's (decades-old) system of distributing a portion of oil revenues to households ... then, a few minutes later, decried "socialism" in D.C. ... then declared that that ability to tap into oil revenues could be a bad thing if it meant (ick! pthui!) a bigger government.

SNIP

This is the right-wing mindset. This, right-wingers, is why your party didn't impose fiscal discipline in D.C. when it held power, something that you now seem to find baffling. Your guys simply don't really understand that there's a direct connection between income and outflow. You guys think taxes are collected are collected just for spite, and that spending just happens.

So they're not hypocrites; they're just waiting for their fairy friends.

2 comments:

mud_rake said...

The current junta which holds the once-great old party hostage doesn't believe that there is a role designated as 'government' and therefore government should not exist. If one takes that one step farther, one smells anarchy. The next logical point that can be made is that the term anarchist-Republican is an oxymoron, thus there is no need for that political party at all.

Now, you Republicans can all pack up and go back home.

Jack Jodell said...

Funny how that blabbermouth Palin never talks about how crappy the Alaskan education system is, isn't it? They could use a few more tax dollars! Or about how big government came into being, as a result of the massive and repeated failures of big business?