Saturday, September 26, 2015

It's Called "Politics," Matt

What is it with these Bro Faux Libertarians?  So thin-skinned, such Whiny-Ass Titty Babies. Warning to new moms: when you fail to teach your infants the meaning of "no," they grow up to be Matt Bevin and (shudder) Rand Paul.

Joe Gerth at the Courier:

The Kentucky Democratic Party said that Republican gubernatorial nominee Matt Bevin stopped by party headquarters Friday afternoon to complain to a receptionist about a marquee sign on Interstate 64 in Frankfort that said, “You still can’t trust Matt Bevin.”

Party spokesman David Bergstein said that Bevin came into the building’s lobby and began telling the receptionist about civility and then became agitated when speaking about the sign.

“You’not going to believe this,” said Bergstein. “Matt Bevin just came to our headquarters and yelled at our receptionist,” he said. 

Bevin’s campaign acknowledged that he went to the Democrats’ headquarters but gave vague answers to why he was there – but spokeswoman Jessica Ditto said, “There was no yelling.”
But was there the stamping of tiny feet and red-faced crying?
It was the second time Bevin stopped by the Democratic headquarters because of the sign. Earlier this month, he filmed a short video from the side of the road in which he sarcastically thanks the Democrats for featuring his name on the marquee and offering to have a company he owns replace the old sign with a a snazzy new LED sign.
They should take him up on it. Then program the sign to flash:

"Somebody change Matty's diaper; he's getting cranky./"

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