Gov. Pants Shitter Sobs "Please Don't Be Mean to Me"

If you can't take the Fancy Farm heat - atmospheric and rhetorical - you don't belong in Kentucky politics.

Get the fuck out of here, you carpetbagging yankee motherfucker.


Tom Loftus at the Courier:

Gov. Matt Bevin said he plans a variation of his familiar "United We Stand" speech at the Fancy Farm Picnic on Saturday and "in large measure" will conform with his message last year when he said that speeches at the event had become far too nasty.

"It has always been, and there's no reason for it not to be, enjoyable for people," Bevin said of the raucous annual political speaking at St. Jerome Catholic Church in Graves County. "It can be fun, but it doesn't have to personal. It doesn't have to be nasty. It doesn't have to be vindictive. Last year it really was."

Following a ceremonial bill-signing in the Capitol Rotunda on Friday, Bevin said, "Last year took it to a degree that frankly was very counterproductive. ... It was counterproductive to a point where it left a bad taste in many people's mouths."

You preening moron.  It's only fun when it's personal, nasty and vindictive. If it were polite, nobody would drive six hours to the middle of fucking nowhere to sit in an outdoor sauna and eat bad barbecue.

Fancy Farm is where politicians reveal whether they've got the guts to work and fight for Kentuckians.

Little whiny-ass titty baby billionaire wants to ruin Fancy Farm on top of everything else he's shit on in the Commonwealth.

Thanks for once again showing us the disgusting real you, guv.