Come to Jeebus, Get a Free Gun

This is Just. Fucking. Perfect.

From the Courier:

In an effort its spokesman has described as "outreach to rednecks," the Kentucky Baptist Convention is leading "Second Amendment Celebrations," where churches around the state give away guns as door prizes to lure in non-believers in hopes of converting them to Christ.

Did you catch that?  It's not even "repent and get a gun."  It's repent and get a chance to get a gun.

Really, when it comes to conning the rubes, Wall Street has nothing on the freakazoids.