Eddie Munster Cockblocks the Tribble-Toupeed One

The Courier's piece on Kentucky-Indiana pols' reactions to the Ryan Pick has one glaring hole: no comment from AynRandPaul.

Mitch McConnell, of course. Congressman Awesome John Yarmuth, sure. Buncha no-name Hoosiers, OK whatever.

No Rand.

Not in the Courier, not in the Herald, and not anywhere in a superficial google search that replied to every request for "Rand Paul on Ryan Pick" with articles about Paul Ryan's necrophiliac passion for hypocrite Ayn Rand.

The Courier does have an opinion piece on Rand's chance for stardom at the Big Dance in Tampa, but that was written before Romney even hinted at the Ryan pick. It mentions AynRandPaul as a likely contender for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination, but doesn't even hint that those hopes were dashed Friday night, when Eddie Munster became the instant 2016 front-runner.

My guess is AynRandPaul is throwing a temper tantrum somewhere, stamping his tiny feet and screeching "NOT FAIR! I'M supposed to be the VP - Daddy made Mitt promise! I'M supposed to be the leading candidate in 2016 after stupid Mitt loses to that ni**er in the White House. ME!

"MEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Wonder why Kentuckians will re-elect Mitch McConnell to the Senate in 2014? I mean, other than the utter failure of the Kentucky Democratic Party to present a remotely viable candidate?

The Tribble-Toupeed One is why. Compared to him, Mitchie-Poo is dignified bipartisanship personified.