Friday, May 21, 2010

Let's Lock Up ALL Those Who are "Sexually Dangerous"

So, the federal government now has the right to keep people it deems "sexually dangerous" locked up forever, even after they have served their criminal sentences.

That's an unconsitutional, anti-American abomination, but from this Supreme Court, what else is new?

So in the spirit of overweening Big Government Power, let me add my suggestions to the list of the kind of people who should be locked up forever for being "sexually dangerous:"

  • School officials who authorize strip searches of students who carry legal OTC and prescription drugs.
  • School officials and cops who conduct strip searches of students who carry legal OTC and prescription drugs.
  • Judges and state education officials who find nothing wrong with school officials and cops who authorize and conduct strip searches of students who carry legal OTC and prescription drugs.
  • Catholic prelates who protect and cover up for priests who rape children.
  • Catholic prelates and other freakazoids who condemn millions to death by AIDS or famine by denying them access to condoms.
  • Freakazoids who condemn teenagers to STDs and unwanted pregnancies by denying them the facts about sex and contraception.
  • Catholic prelates and other freakazoids who condemn poor women to slow, horrifying death by sepsis from back-alley abortions by ensuring only the wealthy have access to abortion.
  • Catholic prelates and other freakazoids who undermine social cohesion by denying the civil and human right of marriage to homosexuals.
  • Military officials and bigots who insult the professionalism of soldiers, sailors and airmen by claiming they cannot perform their jobs in the company of homosexuals.
Start locking these sexual predators up first, then we'll discuss who are the more likely recidivists.

1 comment:

mud_rake said...

Did they lift this idea from the Religious Police in Iran?