Someone at Work You Don't Like? Report Him As a National Security Threat
It's easy! According to the federal government, virtually any human behavior is probable cause for reporting your annoying coworker as a likely spy.
No, not in 1950. Today.
DigbyJust for shits and giggles, use these brochures at work on Monday to identify employee behaviors you see that the federal government considers "reportable." My guess is that by the end of the day, there won't be a single "unsuspicious" person in your workplace.
I know that people pretty much don't care about this Internal Threat Program (certainly the media doesn't) but perhaps you might find it a teensy bit interesting when you see the brochure they're using at the defense department. Via Michael Moore:SNIP
This is a public document by the way. And yes it seriously says, "it is better to have reported overzealously than never to have reported at all."
Here's the FBI's version. Found it through a simple google search:
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. These are so over-the-top paranoid that I can't help but wonder if it's some kind of a joke. But clearly, it isn't. And if you read the original McClatchy story, you'll see that each federal department --- even the Peace Corps, has implemented this program.
Also note that this isn't just about national security. It's aimed at contractors as well as government employees and its designed to protect against "intellectual copyright" and proprietary information. And the personal factors in the FBI's list encompass the whole of the human condition as suspicious behavior: financial need, anger, problems at work with lack of recognition, disagreements with co-workers, dissatisfaction with the job, ideology ("a desire to help the 'underdog' or a particular cause")divided loyalty -- allegiance to another person or company, adventure/thrillseeker,vulnerability to blackmail. Indeed the only person who would not from time to time come under suspicion is a robot or a person so paranoid about being suspected that they act like a robot and totally avoid any real relationships among the people they work with.
Keep in mind that the Defense Department brochure even makes a point of saying that many "spies" have no access to classified material. This means everyone in the government is under suspicion. That's absurd.
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