Ayn Randy Goes for the Gold in Moronic Hate

Ted Cruz is going to have to up his game to compete with this. Or Rick Santorum is going to sue the Tribble-Toupeed One for plagiarism.

Joseph Gerth at the Courier:

U.S. Sen. Rand Paul suggested Wednesday that the U.S. Supreme Court ruling striking down the federal Defense of Marriage Act moves the country toward accepting marriages between people and animals.

Paul’s spokeswoman, however, said the senator was being sarcastic.


The comment came after radio talk show host Glenn Beck raised questions about whether the law could prohibit polygamous marriages following the ruling that requires the federal government to treat legally married gay couples the same as heterosexual couples.

“Who are you to say, if I’m a devout Muslim and I come over here and have three wives ... that I can’t have multiple marriages?” Beck asked Paul.

Paul responded: “I think it’s a conundrum. If we have no laws on this, people take it to one extension further, does it have to be humans, you know?

This is the repug game now: Say something over-the-top outrageously stupid and/or hateful to satisfy the slavering beasts of the repug base, then claim you were just kidding to keep the media and not-insane voters from having you committed.

And never forget: Paul beat a primary and then a general election opponent against each of whom he was given zero chance of winning.

This motherfucker is dangerous.

No remark is too stupid or hateful to accomplish both.