Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Predictions

I just realized that although I have made election predictions as comments on several different blogs, I have not posted them here.

For the record:

Obama 370 EVs, including five of Kentucky's seven neighbors - Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Virginia. Kentucky will be renamed North Alabama.

U.S. Senate 58 dems, not counting Independent Bernie Sanders or Filthy Traitor and repug Joe Lieberman. And no, that does not give the dems a filibuster-proof supermajority. 59 plus Joe Lieberman equals 59.

Kentucky goes repug by 8 points, and spends the next four years wondering why nobody in D.C. returns our calls.

Yarmuth wins by 15.

Lunsford loses by 2.

Boswell loses by 10. The KDP goes to backwards world and touts this as proof that dems have to be more conservative to beat repugs. Attn: there is no such thing as a democrat more conservative than David Boswell.

Tonight, live on national television, Sarah Palin will whip out her moose knife and disembowel John McCain. The crowd will scream its approval and rush the stage to grab the bloody entrails.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Try as I might, I can't find anything to disagree with in your predictions. Esp. the last one - that could really happen! Esp. when Sarah realizes that hooking up with McSame has ruined her political career probably forever!

Just don't make me watch it - I hate blood and violence. Even between two repugnicans.