Just Keep Saying It: Ditch Mitch, Ditch Mitch, Ditch Mitch ....
Jesus
Fucking Christ, Marine! Stop answering gotcha questions. Stop
expecting reporters to be fair to you. Stop saying a single fucking
word that is not "Ditch Mitch."
Columnists will rip
you new ones every day for it, and the repugs and deplorables who will
never, ever vote for you or any other Democratic candidate will point
and laugh, but the Democratic voters who don't see any reason to get up
and vote for a repug-lite DNC shill will perk up their ears at the words
they have been dying to hear from a candidate: "Ditch Mitch." They will reward you with
their long-withheld votes.
Lt. Col. McGrath, what do you think about the migrant situation on the border?
I think it won't get fixed until we defeat Mitch McConnell.
What do you think about impeaching Donald Trump?
I think we have to defeat Mitch McConnell.
The Green New Deal?
Defeat Mitch McConnell
Jobs?
Defeat Mitch McConnell
Abortion?
Defeat Mitch McConnell
Iran?
Defeat Mitch McConnell. Ditch Mitch, Ditch Mitch, Ditch Mitch ....
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2 comments:
I like it, but I would also add "Nuke Mitch from orbit."
These are the words she needs to win. I was so excited when she debuted her ad. Then she started talking. First, the Kavanaugh thing. Then, is she saying she'd be better at getting drumpf policies accomplished than turtle would? That's utter nonsense. Conway and Grimes both ran as rethug lite and didn't do so well. Neither will she, unless she just shuts up, as you advise, and repeats those two magic words: Ditch Mitch.
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