Because AynRandy Isn't Embarassingly Racist Enough

Not that this will slow down the Tribble-Toupeed One's glide path to the 2016 repug nomination one bit.

Wonkette:

After years of lurking in the shadows of his father’s success, Rand Paul has hired a racist, possibly anti-Semitic staffer to wrangle future Rand-tards using the power of the interwebs and help him assemble his own cadre of misguided white people. There is no way that this will end poorly, and soon it will be raining RAND paul-tards, lucky us! Oh, the name of this new staffer? Oh, it’s just the “Southern Avenger,” but don’t worry, he is not avenging anything that could possibly be construed as racist, like say annually raising a toast to John Wilkes Booth, so it’s fine!

Now that's what I call doubling-down on the white vote.