Smart American kids who don’t really feel like being shot at
today are planning
national school walk-outs and huge anti-gun rallies all over the country in the coming months, to push the adults in charge to
finallyfuckingfinally do
something about our uniquely American gun terrorism problem. So of
course, predictably and like clockwork, some of those adults in
positions of authority have decided to threaten to punish those kids,
for so disrespectfully exercising their Constitutional rights.
Such
is happening in
the Needville school district in Texas, near Houston, where
Superintendent Curtis Rhodes is threatening to punish his kids for doing
what’s right:
In
a letter sent to families and published on schools’ social media sites,
Rhodes said students would face a three-day, out-of-school suspension
if they joined in growing protests nationwide over the shooting at a
Florida high school last week.
“Life
is all about choices and every choice has a consequence whether it be
positive or negative. We will discipline no matter if it is one, fifty,
or five hundred students involved,” Rhodes wrote. “All will be suspended
for 3 days and parent notes will not alleviate the discipline.” […]
Rhodes
said the school district is sensitive to violence in schools, but said
his schools’ are focused on education, not political protests.
“A school is a place to learn and grow educationally, emotionally and morally,” Rhodes wrote.
“A disruption of the school will not be tolerated.”
High
school students of America, does that sound like a dare to you? Because
it sounds a lot like a dare to us. TAKE THE DARE. And if they threaten
even harsher consequences, take the DOUBLE DOG DARE. You’ve got this.
Kids,
it is your right to
protest in the United States of America. (Seriously, click that link to
learn about your rights if you need to brush up.) Also, a little civil
disobedience is
called for sometimes. Just ask
Congressman John Lewis, who was beaten on the Edmund Pettus bridge in Selma, Alabama, because black folks wanted to
register to vote.
And
you’re gonna be worried about some superintendent threatening to mark
up your permanent record with his stupid red pen because you spoke out
about not wanting to get mowed down by bullets at school? LOL, like hell
you are.
If
superintendents, principals, teachers, or anyone else threatens to
punish you for exercising your Constitutional right to protest for the
cause of “I do not wish to be gunned down at school or anywhere else
with semi-auto weapons,” if they say they’re going to suspend you, if
they lie and try to convince you colleges won’t look at you if you are
so disobedient, call their motherfucking bluff. Walk out of that school, locking arms with all your friends as you go.
And if they make good on their threats? Take the three-day suspension, and while you’re sitting at home thinking about how naughty you’ve been, call the ACLU. Those civil rights lawyers love shit
like this! And if you’re worried about getting into college, write your
college entrance essay about why you walked out and what it taught you.
Godless liberal academia loves shit like that!
REMINDER TO SENIORS: It’s February. If you are college-bound, your admissions stuff is probably already finished. Even more reason to tell Principal DoucheRocket to get bent!
Also? You all probably have serious senior-itis right now anyway, so just do whatever you feel the Lord is leading you to do.
This
has been a Wonkette public service announcement, for the badass high
school kids of America, who will lead us out of the hell in which Donald
Trump, the GOP and the NRA have placed us.
Onward, kids!