Some People Have to Stuff Their Shorts and Some People Don't

Brutally honest disclosure: I will not consider Barack Hussein Obama a successful president until he institutes single-payer healthcare, gives the National Labor Relations Board more power than Wall Street has, outlaws religious involvement of any kind in politics, mandates Clean Campaigns for all elections, and personally conducts the first nationally legal gay marriage.

You could just say I have low expectations.

Or you could watch Rachel Maddow take all us whiny dirty fucking hippies to the woodshed with this segment from last week:

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Full transcript here.