John McCain as Gay Stalker

Confused by Walnuts Depends' claim that all of his filthy, despicable, dishonest, lying attacks on Barack Obama are really Obama's fault because he refused to follow McCain around the country on his grampa town hall tour?

Fear not! The Rude Pundit explains it all.

In The Rude One's inimitable sexual metaphor style, of course. Only R-rated this time.