Tired of bitching about the pathetic, useless, repug-fellating Democrats In Name Only who run the Kentucky Democratic Party?
Then Throw The Bastards Out!
Seriously. On April 5, Democrats in every precinct in every county throughout Kentucky will start voting for new party officers.
And this is not the usual hopeless "election" where you get to choose between Spineless DINO One and Spineless DINO Two.
Oh, no. This party officer election, which happens only once every four years, actually gives anyone the chance to become a democratic party official at the county, congressional district or even state level.
On Saturday morning, April 5, you show up at your precinct voting place with as many friends, relatives and neighbors who are registered Democrats in your precinct as you can, and vote yourself Precinct Captain. In most precincts, so few people attend that anyone who shows up and wants it gets it.
Think I'm kidding? Four years ago, a young man in Lexington was fed to the teeth with the way Kentucky and national Democratic "leaders" had treated his chosen presidential candidate. He decided that the best revenge was to take over the party from the inside. This political novice showed up at his precinct for the first round of party elections, and ended up on the state Central Committee.
Today, he's Executive Director of the Kentucky Democratic Party.
Don't like how Jeremy Horton is handling his new-found power? Then do to him exactly what he did to his predecessors: show up April 5 and get yourself elected precinct captain.
It's not difficult, but it does require a little planning. For that, the KDP is providing the means of its own overthrow: statewide training sessions starting this Monday, March 3.
I'll even give you a little hint the KDP trainers won't mention: Double-check your precinct voting location a few days before April 5, to make sure the existing party officials haven't changed it at the last minute, which they have been known to do. Then show up at least one hour early, to make sure they don't hold a quickie early election to protect incumbents.
So go to a training session and show up on April 5, or else for the next four years, you have to Sit The Fuck Down and Shut The Fuck Up.
Statewide Trainings for the 2008 KDP Reorganization & Conventions
Starting March 3, the Kentucky Democratic Party is conducting training and orientation sessions across the Commonwealth for the upcoming 2008 Party Reorganization & Conventions.
Trainings are free and open to the public, and we encourage ALL Democrats to attend and help the KDP Turn Kentucky Blue in 2008.
Training Locations
March 3 - PaducahTime: 5:30 p.m.
Paducah Expo Center
1 Executive Blvd.
Paducah, KY 420001
Counties served: Marshall, Calloway, Graves, McCracken, Ballard, Carlisle, Hickman, Fulton
March 4 - HopkinsvilleTime: 5:30 p.m.
Pennyrile Area District Building
300 Hammond Drive
Hopkinsville, KY 42240
Counties served: Todd, Muhlenberg, Hopkins, Christian, Trigg, Caldwell, Lyon, Crittenden, Livingston
March 5 - Bowling Green Time: 5:30 p.m.
Carroll Knicely Conference Center
2355 Nashville Road
Bowling Green, KY 42101
Counties served: Logan, Butler, Edmonson, Warren, Simpson, Allen, Barren, Metcalfe, Monroe, Hart
March 6 - Owensboro Time: 5:30 p.m.
IBEW Union Hall
2911 W. Parish Ave
Owensboro, 42301
Counties served: Hancock, Ohio, Daviess, McLean, Henderson, Webster, Union
March 7 - ElizabethtownTime: 5:30 p.m.
Baymont Inn and Suites
209 Commerce Drive
Elizabethtown KY 42701
Counties served: Meade, Breckinridge, Grayson, Hardin, Larue, Nelson, Washington, Marion
March 8 - Louisville (East)Time: 10:30 a.m.
Dunn Elementary School
2010 Rudy Lane
Louisville, KY 40207
County served: Jefferson, Bullitt, Henry, Jefferson, Oldham, Shelby, Spencer, Trimble
March 8 - Louisville (West)Time: 2:00 p.m.
Central High School, Room # 214
1130 W. Chestnut St.
Louisville, KY 40203
County served: Jefferson, Bullitt, Henry, Jefferson, Oldham, Shelby, Spencer, Trimble
March 10 - Wilder (Covington)Time: 6:00 p.m.
Wilder City Building
520 Licking Pike
Wilder, KY 41071
Counties served: Carroll, Owen, Grant, Pendleton, Campbell, Kenton, Boone, Gallatin
March 11 - Maysville Time: 5:30 p.m.
Limestone Center
606 Bernard Coughlin Blvd.
Maysville, KY 41056
Counties served: Bracken, Robertson, Fleming, Mason, Lewis
March 13 - AshlandTime: 5:30 p.m.
Lawrence Co Convention Center
90 Bull Dog Ln
Louisa, KY 41230
Counties served: Greenup, Carter, Elliott, Lawrence, Boyd
March 14 - MoreheadTime: 5:30 p.m.
Commonwealth Room
Adron Doran University Central
150 University Blvd.
Morehead, KY 40351
Counties served: Bath, Rowan, Morgan, Menifee, Montgomery
March 15 - LexingtonTime: 10:00 a.m.
The Springs Inn
2020 Harrodsburg Road
Lexington KY 40503
Counties served: Franklin, Scott, Nicholas, Powell, Estill, Harrison, Bourbon, Clark, Madison, Garrard, Jessamine, Lincoln, Fayette, Woodford, Anderson, Mercer, Boyle
March 17 - PaintsvilleTime: 5:30 p.m.
Paintsville Community Center
232 Preston Street
Paintsville, KY 41240
Counties served: Magoffin, Johnson, Martin, Floyd, Pike
March 18 - HazardTime: 5:30 p.m.
Perry County Senior Citizens Building
354 Perry Park Road
Hazard, KY 41701
Counties served: Wolfe, Lee, Owsley, Breathitt, Knott, Perry, Leslie, Letcher
March 19 - LondonTime: 5:30 p.m.
Holiday Inn Express, Laurel Room
506 Minton Drive
London, KY 40741
Counties served: Rockcastle, Jackson, Clay, Laurel, Whitley, Knox, Bell, Harlan
March 20 - Russell SpringsTime: 5:30 p.m.
Lake Cumberland ADD Office
Lake Way Dr.
Russell Springs 42642
Counties served: Green, Taylor, Casey, Adair, Russell, Pulaski, McCreary, Wayne, Clinton, Cumberland